My hair is uncontrollable, I haven't had mascara since LA, I'm always sticky from the heat, all my clothes are stained forever, I've been eaten alive by vicious mosquitos, I've had hay fever so bad that I can't remember a few days on the Northern plains and I'm happy, so happy.
The truth of the matter is that our journey changed so much after the Grand Canyon. Up until then, our pace was much slower, spending a couple of days at each location and driving not too far distances in between. We were truly camping, waking up snuggling in our tent, bathing out of a chip bowl and enjoying the outdoors in a capacity I had only seen on the cover of REI's sale catalog.
I felt like we were doing what we were supposed to be doing on this journey. Our pictures and
posts were full of nature, accomplishment and discovery. We plotted out our trip a year ago based on two things, that outdoors experience and the people we love. After the Grand Canyon our destinations really changed from places to people. The landscape has changed too. After Colorado, things got flat. Things got hotter, it's mid-July all over America and we've been feeling it. It's all changed our trip isn't the Levi's commercial it was shaping up to be. It really isn't the way we planned.
Well Nicole, "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." Thank god.
We're finishing our time in Chicago. As I type, Andrew's looking through his city loot of vintage shirts and new NES games. We may be poor in Texas but, we'll have each other and his Nintendo collection. We came to Chicago to visit Andrew's Auntie G and cousin John and Ing, my best friend.
Right before we were here we visited Andrew's sister and brother-in-law in St. Paul. Malia and Jim put us up for a couple of days too. It's always nice to see a friendly face and have a hot shower. But, with Andrew's family it's beyond that. You always know that you'll get a big hug and good conversation. We really showed up outta nowhere with Malia and Auntie G. But, without skipping a beat there were clean towels, concern for our laundry situation and praise for our journey thus far.
I am so thankful.
Ingrid and I have been friends since basically, high school. We both had a thing for punk rocker boys, black and white stripes, Chuck Taylors and good grades. I wish I had our senior pictures to post. We were awkward to say the least. It was a couple of years ago that we were sitting outside of Dairy Queen in White Center when we had the conversation that would change everything.
"Ingrid, I'm just so tired of knowing which way is North."
We were both single at the time. We were both working jobs that were not really taking us anywhere. We started talking about other cities. We started talking about how to get there. That was really when we realized that we wanted to move. The details have changed for the most part but that's where the ball started rolling, in the outskirts of Seattle on a curb eating a chocolate dipped cone.
Fast forward two years and Ingrid just finished a masters program at the University of Chicago and I am on the last leg of the "great american road trip" headed to Austin, TX. We are still navigating the long distance relationship and still getting used to our changing contexts but, still, we have a way of bringing out the best in each other.
I've only talked to Ing a couple of times on this trip. She mostly keeps track of me here on this blog. So, you can only imagine that we had some catching up to do.
Talking to your best friend is a lot different than posting on a blog. If I could write the way I talk to Ing there would have been a movie deal six states ago. But I can't. People are involved now. That's why I think I've been so blog constipated. Since the trip has changed gears so much it's been harder to blab about it. Everything has gotten so much more personal. Every story has at least 2 important details that I can't write about for one reason or the other...
Andrew and I pulled off of the side of the road and into the small town of Luverne, searching for a place to stay. It was at the height of my hay fever meltdown and a night away from the comforts of Malia and Jim's house in St. Paul. One more night of camping and we'd have a shower. Andrew went to pay the overpriced camping fee and I started to set up to make dinner. I pulled out the faithful korean grill and started to cook. I began to swat the flies off of my face and cutting boards. "Gee, seems like a lot of flies", I thought. At this point in the trip I'm not thrilled with flies but I'm used to them. It was okay until I realized that the flies wern't flies at all and instead it was a 50/50 mix of strange small and insistant beetles and mosquitos. All through preparation they plagued the picnic table and about halfway through eating I had to stop. I looked over at Andrew and he was covered like a knight in metal mesh, with beetles. He didn't really seem to mind but they were seriously grossing me out. Plus, the mosquitos decided that I would make a fine meal for the evening, I was getting miserable fast.
*Insert mystery detail
The next thing I knew I had been Truman Show-ed. Andrew and I we're six feet off the ground looking through a set of government provided binoculars trying to see the buffalo that were promised to be on the horizon. We sat in silence for what could have been three hours on our prairie fort listening to the zooms of birds diving into the tall grass. They could have been kamikaze bombers. They could have been UFOs.
The lavender light fell across the world around 8:00pm. I watched every inch of the night crawl towards us. I could hear a family down at the swimming hole. If they wern't worried niether was I. We saw a couple, in biker leathers or goth club ready, heading towards the stairs. Time to go. We headed out the back way. I knew it was a bad idea to walk through the tall grass. But, I didn't care.
We thought long and hard for a while.
"So, let's pretend that we came back in time from the future to now. We came back to now because something happens now that is significant to the future. We just don't know what it is...start pretending."
We were laughing so hard and talking about nothing important until we arrived back at the dam. There between the trees and across the water we could see the lights of the ranger station. It looked like a picture. No seriously, I was pretty sure Thomas Kinkaid had come out and painted the ranger station. I was intently watching the waterfall and the lights. A deer and her fawn walked across the picture. It was perfect.
It was about then that I remembered. The bugs.
Night had fallen and quiet hours had come with it. Andrew built a fire to try and comfort me. We both knew it was too late. He even tried to convince me it wasn't that bad. I looked at him with my swollen eye and bubbling forhead. He knew then, I wouldn't know until the morning. I was itchy.
"I swear I'm really itchy." I was hardly buying it because I was uncontrollably laughing. I knew I had to seek cover.
I finally was starting to get comfortable in the tent when I started to remember something. Lyme's Disease.
"Andrew, is lymes disease really when a tick head enter's your blood steam and get's into your heart and you die."
"No, lyme's disease is when a mosquito or tick bites you and it causes you to get dehydrated."
(neither of these explainations are true)
"Oh, okay. Goodnight."
"Goodnight."
Uncontrollably, nervously laughing.
"Uh, how do you get ticks anyway?"
"In the woods. When I was in scouts one time when I got back from a trip I was peeing in the middle of the night and I found one, down there, hidden in the folds."
"what."
"Yeah, I found it..."
"what."
"I found..."
"Where's the flashlight?"
"Baby, we don't have ticks."
I frantically threw the covers around our 4'x8' sleeping space looking for the LED light. Andrew tried to convince me we were safe, but I knew we couldn't be too safe."
"Okay, (as I held the flashlight at my chin like a crazed camp counselor telling a scary story) I'm gonna check you and then you check me. Come here."
Andrew struggled. He knew it was a lost cause, I wasn't going to giv e up because I wasn't going to sleep until I knew for sure there were no ticks. Like a spotlight on the prision blacktop I shone that white light into every hiding place on Andrew's pale Montanan body.
*insert second mystery detail
"Okay, now check me." As I passed the flashlight, there in the crease of the tent...I knew what it was but I didn't really know what it was. "What is that?"
"It's an earwig."
"Why do they call it that? Do they get in your ears? Are they like ticks. We have to get it out of the tent. Andrew come on get it out."
I had the sucker cornered with the light. All Andrew had to do was swoop it up with one of my Kleenexes. The earwig wasn't gonna survive this one.
"Why'd you do that?!" Quiet hours or no quite hours. I was still laughing loudly and nervously. On top of that Andrew dropped the little charlie into the abyss of sleeping bags and clothes.
"Are you kidding me why'd you do that?" As if he did it on purpose.
"What you think I did that on purpose?"
"What are we gonna do?" I'm already considering pulling out the iphone to ask Jeeves if earwigs really wig in your ears. By then Andrew had caught him and thrown him out of the tent. Phew.
Almost safe.
"Thanks for letting me check you for ticks. Goodnight."
"Goodnight, baby."
...
"I have to pee."
"Seriously?"
Andrew knows that I would rather not roam the woods at this point looking for a good place to pee. We're both dressed to nothing post-tick checks and there's no way that I can get myself dressed.
''Just go outside the tent."
"Okay, but you have to close it up right after I get out so the bugs don't get in."
"Okay."
I grab the flashlight, and ready myself for the big jump. I unzipped the tent and went for it. i'm sure I looked like a special effect at a rave, Me, stumbling of of the tent rolling on the ground, flashlight in hand. Before I could abort the mission, Andrew had already closed her up on me. Before I could make it far enough I started to go.
"Jesus, baby, not that close you're basiclly peeing on the tent."
I knew that I had failed. I turned off the flashlight so that I didn't have to look at Andrew's dissapointed face. He was an Eagle Scout. Here he is stuck with a failed Girl Scout who can't manage to pee three yards from the tent. He let me back in.
"I'm sorry."
"Goodnight."
No ticks. Bathroom, check. I was ready for bed.
"Goodnight."
The conclusion to this story is a lot less colorful. We woke up the next morning and as most people do. We didn't talk about it. Not at first.
"I really was itchy though."
"I know."
At this point I know that I'm usually over reacting and Andrew's cool and calm demeanor generally falls closer to the voice of reason than my crazed city girl, half Korean rants. I was itchy but, it wasn't as bad as I thought the night before. the night before i basically though that I had been eatin' alive. I was sure my butt was going to be covered in bites and I could have sworn that my face was getting bigger. Andrew assured me that wasn't the case, I knew he was right.
Before we left the sight I headed over to the restroom. I did my business and as I looked up from the handwashing sink, I realized. Andrew had lied. Just as I thought, I was convered in red welts, from head to toe. My eye was swollen, I couldn't count the number of bites on my rear. There in the center of my forhead was a glistening mound of skin and bug bite.
I got into the car. I grabbed the iPhone. Wikipedia..."mosquito borne illnesses."